Thursday, April 23, 2026

On the Rag, Vol. 904

 

This week's rag 'n' mag roundup features Yuri Tolochko, Vince Torres, Arad Winwin, Tom Daley, Vinnie Hacker, Deborah Cox and more BELOW.

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!


I love that Christine Taylor looks more like Marcia Brady in my mind than Maureen McCormick ever did -- kind of like when Cher guest-starred on "Will & Grace" and Jack corrected her on how Ms. Sarkisian is supposed to behave. Three cheers for hyperbole! 

Remains of the Day (04/22)

 





Wrestle Wednesday: Singlet on or off?
















Biology Over IdeologyI'm largely done talking about this, but happy to see other reasonable minds are not. Also, if you think ringing the warning bell about THIS is helping the LGBTQ cause, yikes.


The Bitter End: I'm going to see New Pornographers tomorrow night at Webster Hall, but if they're not coming to a venue near you then you can watch them perform four songs off their new album HERE.

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Tennis Dominates as Carlos Alcaraz and Aryna Sabalenka Win Laureus Awards

 

It was a big night for my one and only sport at the Laureus Awards, where Carlos Alcaraz and Aryna Sabalenka picked up the top honors in Madrid -- he as Sportsman of the Year, she as Sportswoman of the Year -- capping off dominant 2025 campaigns.

Alcaraz, who showed up with his wrist very much a topic of conversation, reflected on the highs (multiple majors) while keeping one eye on getting back in shape for Roland Garros, while Sabalenka called her whirlwind season “crazy,” full of lessons and big wins.

Elsewhere, the ceremony spread the love to the likes of Lando Norris (breakthrough), Rory McIlroy (comeback) and Paris Saint-Germain (team of the year), but tennis was definitely the star of the show.

Full red-carpet glory -- including proof that Lorenzo Musetti and Joao Fonseca are two of the sexiest men alive -- BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday

 

On the court, Patrick P says he's "80% fit / 20% skill." In a suit, however, I say he's 100% sex. See for yourself BELOW.

Monday, April 20, 2026

Remains of the Day (04/20)


















Hot Cat of the Day: How did it take us nearly 10 years to realize Harvey is as big a tennis fan as we are?!